madness returns

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Alice: The Madness Returns, Returns, and Returns...Look, there it is again!

It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.Let me start by saying I haven't played Alice: Madness Returns and will probably never play it. After all, avoiding games like this is why I read reviews, such as this one, this one, and this one. If you don't want to read all those, let me sum it up for you: The baby has turned into a pig.

It's funny how so many quotes from Lewis Carroll's work seem appropriate here. Consider:

March Hare: Have some wine.
(Alice looked all round the table, but there was nothing on it but tea.)
Alice: I don't see any wine.
March Hare: There isn't any.
Alice: Then it wasn't very civil of you to offer it.
March Hare: It wasn't very civil of you to sit down without being invited.

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