Announcing Matt Barton's Kickstarter Project: Untitled, A Game with Various Rules and a Quantifiable Outcome

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After days of planning and hours of editing, I have finally completed my Kickstarter announcement video. Please pledge right now to help me reach my funding goal of 100 million dollars in 30 days. That may sound like a large sum, but when you hear this pitch and what I'm planning, I think you'll agree it's well worth taking out a second mortgage on your home.

Download here. More details about the game below.

I can't reveal too much without spoiling the game's many twists and surprises, but following are some FAQs and my responses.
Can you describe exactly the kind of game you're proposing here?
Of course. In short, this will be a game with a system in which players engage in an artificial conflict, defined by rules, that results in a quantifiable outcome. That's about as specific as I can be at this point, but hopefully that answers your question.
$100 million doesn't seem like enough money to make an indie game. How will you budget it out?
You're absolutely right--just the martinis, spa treatments, Belgian chocolates, and Star Wars collectibles for the office can quickly reach upwards of a million. Of course I also have a taste for exotic ales that has to be factored in. But I think there should be at least enough left over to pay an amateur coder a part-time salary to do the heavy lifting. I'm also planning on including art and perhaps some public domain music.
Will it have rats in it?
Who the hell do you think you're talking to here? Okay, that's all the time I have for answering questions. Now pledge!!!

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Shawn Delahunty
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Thanks Matt. I almost PEED myself, while simultaneously snorking coffee out my nose.

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ruthan
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I think that David Cage should be engaged in this project, because this realy his style.. Especialy now with PS4 awesome polycount:)

Another member of team should be:
- Randy Pitchford for sales and PR, he is able sell people sand in the desert.
- Jade Raymond for sales, because producers pretty face and boobs realy matters for game quality
- Peter "IwillYouPromiseEverything"Molyneux, design
- codes of great radiantAI for Oblivion from Bethesda

Who: Brujah Zealot, the pimp of babylons bitch. / Location: Scorched heart of Europe. // Sorry for my moldavian sort of english, i have 2 possibilities, to be silent or try to say something +look like idiot..

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