What I'd Like to See in an "Old School" CRPG

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Shaker: Like a Polaroid picture.Shaker: Like a Polaroid picture.By now, I'm sure everyone has heard about how Brathwaithe and Hall pulled the plug on their Shaker RPG Kickstarter. I had pledged $100 to this one, mostly because the rewards were great and I have a lot of respect for everyone involved in this project (though I've yet to interview either). The gist of it all is that they went into this with a plan to do something "old school," but didn't get into enough specifics about what their game would actually be like. Sure, we all remember how great the old days of Wizardry, Ultima, Pool of Radiance, and Bard's Tale were...but after whipping up everyone into a gonad frenzy, they ran out of the room before anybody got to cuddle.

They've promised to come back with a stronger pitch. I doubt that any of them give a rat's squeal what yours truly would like to see in that pitch, but what the hell. I know they (amongst others) have the talent and experience to make me a very happy gamer, so here's what I would like to see in the next big Kickstarter classic CRPG pitch.

A huge gameworld bristling with infinitely nerdy possibilities. One of my fondest memories of both Pool of Radiance was the expansiveness of the gameworld. It wasn't just that it was big; it was diverse and full of surprises. You *wanted* to go out and explore it, not because of a silly ass achievement--we didn't need that childish crap back then--but because the writers and artists put some real effort into making these places look and feel interesting. Do you remember Sokal Keep in Pool of Radiance? How about Koto's Well? The fact that we can remember these places after nearly 25 years ought to tell you something. I also liked the surprises you had, for instance, when you entered the Great Library and fought a specter. That little nasty was located in the midst of the slums, where you'd been battling a bunch of low level stuff. Whoops!

I wish that every gameworld designer would read Image of the City by Kevin Lynch. The stuff he says about the architecture and layout of cities absolutely applies when making a fun gameworld. I think Lynch really hits on the reasons why I can still remember the layout of Stormwind but have little to no recollection of any of the cities in Dragon Age. Part of this deals with the horizons, landmarks, etc.; you need to be able to easily picture the city's layout in your head without having to look constantly at a map.

I also liked the attention to detail in Might and Magic 6, and how it rewarded you so much for taking copious notes. Yes, taking notes is fun! Oh, so the chainmail expert trainer is in this village...The master disarm traps trainer is here...This lady pays top dollar for bat guano. You get the idea. If I'm not sharpening a pencil after 20 minutes of gameplay, I'm disappointed.

If you want my dough: let me bakeIf you want my dough: let me bakeBasically, when I start a new CRPG and take my first steps into the gameworld, I want to feel like a cat exploring his new house for the first time, not a tourist tethered to a boring old tour guide. When talking about a new CRPG, the developer should begin by talking about the gameworld. If he or she can't make that sound interesting and a place I'd pay money to explore, forget about it!

Take a lesson from Ultima VII. You put a cow in there, I'd better be able to milk it, churn it into butter, bake a cupcake, and er, plant it in the ground and come back a year later and it's a unicorn.

Welcome to Matteria, a Land of Rats and Wonder...

Answer me this: "So, where is this game set? What can you say that'd make me want to spend six months there?"

Turn-based, tactical, spreadsheet-inducing combat. The new X-Com game is the closest I've felt in a long time to the same delights I got back in the day playing the gold box series. True, it wasn't quite as complex as I'd like, but at least I could kick back and really think about where to place troops, whether to attack or guard, and when to use abilities. A game that lets you create and outfit a party of five or even seven adventurers could really hit the spot here, especially if they give us tons of different classes and options for leveling up. I know some idiots claim this gets boring, but that's only because the designer hasn't done due diligence polishing the interface. I shouldn't have to do anything but hit enter or click once to repeat or perform a common action. I shouldn't be in a menu unless I'm doing something special; something only done once or twice per battle, such as a hurling a fireball or throwing down caltrops. A battle that doesn't last at least 20 minutes and a cup of coffee isn't worth putting in.

Switching from a bardiche to a glaive ought to make a real difference. Somehow. I don't know how. But that's your job, designer!

Answer me this: "What have you done to make me love your combat engine so much I have a separate Excel spreadsheet for each member of my party?"

Smart economics. It's always important to tie this into the economics of the game. I don't want loot dropping out of every corpse like cigarette ashes from the frayed old hag at the casino. I want to be in a town trying to figure out if I'd rather spend the ten coins to level up, buy a new helmet, teach my mage a new spell, or have my rogue join the thieves' guild. I also like convenience purchases, such as bags of holding, an ox to help carry my loot, horses to ride on, etc. And for God's sake, DO NOT insult me with stupid ass vanity shite. I don't need a "skin" for my character.

Shopping: So hard to find sabatons to match this cape.Shopping: So hard to find sabatons to match this cape.Crafting should never be about going out and gathering stuff, grinding, etc. It should be about increasing the value of the stuff you find. The "skinning" skill from WOW is a good example of this (as opposed to their mining/herbalism crap). So I've just killed a bunch of wolves. Let's skin them and sell them back at town. Oh, look, that kobold had a gold tooth. Ka-ching! This kind of crafting just makes killing stuff more rewarding, not something that diverts you away from it. Why not have a skill for dissecting corpses and learning how to brew better poisons or get more crits? Some type of collectible skill so you recognize that the "worthless bauble" that kobold was dangling from its lobe is actually worth a mint?

Answer me this: "What have you done to satisfy my need to exploit the hell out of this environment for personal satisfaction?"

Delayed gratification. "But I want it now!!!" Of course you do. And the more you want it, and the harder you have to work for it, the more you're going to ENJOY it when you get your grubby little hands on it. There's a tendency in newer RPGs to hit you with a new level or ability every five minutes. It's that ADHD-inspired crap that I *hate*. Don't give me five new abilities before I've had a chance to master the first one. It's a good feeling in a CRPG when you've finally gotten so good with your techniques that you're handily dispatching monsters that gave you hell before. Give us a chance to savor that before upping the ante again. I want to be in leather and rags killing rats and spiders with blunt objects for at least 12 hours before I've moved up to orcs. And for God's sake, if you have my level 1 heroes killing a dragon, I'm going to wipe my butt with your cloth map. Well, maybe my friend's cloth map.

I'm not an hyperactive brat who needs a juicebox and a kiss from mommy every fifteen seconds. "DING! You're level 4.2, congratulations!!!!" I'm a grown man who wants to hit a rat on the head with a dull, rusty axe for two weeks.

Answer me this: "Have you paced this game so that I have time to recharge between orgasms?'

Enough with the cloth maps. Been there, done that. It was cool back in the day because Lord British wowed us with something new and unexpected. Sorry, folks, you can't just copy him and expect to produce a similar effect. Instead of being lazy and copying British, think up something ON YOUR OWN to make me open that box and go "wow!" What would I rather have than a cloth map? How about something that actually relates to your game, like Infocom liked to do? Or, why not just make the box itself a collectible. It doesn't have to be a plastic helmet. Just look at Infocom's awesome Suspended box. Now that would look awesome on any shelf.

Cloth Map: Oh, so (yawn) original.Cloth Map: Oh, so (yawn) original.There are really only three things I'd like in a REAL collector's edition: Kick-ass box, well-produced and DETAILED manuals, and a little card that says "Thank you" signed by the team.

Answer me this: "How much thought have you put into the package and the pack-ins?"

Rats. I think I've mentioned this a few times already, but a game without rats is not a CRPG, folks. You can tell a lot about how much passion a designer has by the rats in a game. If the developer is any good, when the rats show up, it's party time. Rats are the original party animal. You want to break the ice at a dull gathering? Toss in a rat or two and see what happens!

If you can't have the player fighting a pack of rats and make it fun, there's no point in continuing.

Answer me this: "Rats? Tell me more."

Save the heavy dialog/story for the novelization. I know some games have pulled this off, but frankly, I'm bored with it. Nobody ever played Pool of Radiance or Wizardry or Ultima for the awesome storyline. Just toss in a bunch of stock characters doing predictable things so we don't have to bother reading any stupid text. I don't want MY characters to say anything! *I*, repeat *I* will do the talking for them in my head! The only dialog options I should have are (a) hostile (b) friendly (c) meek (d) pitiful etc., then roll the scores on charisma/str/int or however you want to set it up. If I want my characters to fall in love, I'll buy golden rings for them and marry them at that chapel I noted on page 32 of my notebook. I want to be the story, not have it told to me!

Seriously, if you just cannot resist the urge to write a novel, then write one!!! Have it printed and include it in the kickass box.

Answer me this: "Where are my reading glasses? Up your arse!"

Pipes and ale. There are two things that every CRPG needs: a way to smoke, and a way to drink. No "adventurer" performs well without his pints and puffs. Try to imagine a good fantasy story that doesn't start in a tavern. See, you can't do it, can you? Yet how many lame ass games only penalize you for drinking and smoking a good ol' pipe. And no, I don't care that tobacco wasn't in Europe until the New World. This is fantasy. To fight a strong beastie, you must drink a strong ale. Remember that.

Answer me this: "I'm sorry, were you talking instead of drinking?"

Stores with fun stuff to buy. Picture yourself at a Ren Fair. How many times have you said to yourself, "Hm, I've got plenty of money, but there's nothing here that I'd like to buy"? Uhm, how about NEVER? Now consider that people actually have to MAKE that mead, battle axe, leather cape, mandolin, dulcimer, or codpiece. All a game developer has to do is render the model and stick it in there. Shops that have nothing interesting in them don't last long. So why not put at least a few really INTERESTING things in the various shops of your gameworld? I ought to be looking at the selection and saying, "Hm, what the heck is that weird ass thing over there for 500 gold pieces?" It seems like all the MMOs I've played have failed hugely in this regard, turning their shops into mere exchanges for "junk" items, which, by the way, there should be zilch.

Answer me this: "Are the shops in your game more fun than a Wal-Mart? No? Then allow me to exchange this @#$@ game for a jug of Sam's Cola!"

A Proper Rat: fr. Tales of IllyriaA Proper Rat: fr. Tales of IllyriaRealistic graphics. I'm not saying the graphics have be detailed into 5 million polygons or whatever. I'm talking more about the style. I don't want to play a goofy looking cartoon or a game that doesn't appear to take itself seriously. I don't want to see a spiky-haired kid with eyes the size of watermelons lugging around a sword as big as a telephone pole. That said, neither do I want "gritty realism." I am tired of gritty realism. I am sick of gritty realism. The art is there to stimulate my imagination, not substitute for it.

Answer me this: "Does your art inspire the same longings to enter a fantasy realm that the good ol' TSR books did back in the day?"

So you see, there's not a lot that you need, really, to make a great "old school" CRPG. The main thing is to be nerdy enough to have created sixteen different dances for the Northeastern Forest Elves in your game, each with its own set of bonuses for different phases of the ten moons, but not so nerdy that you frighten me.

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David Barbour
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Great read, you should pitch

Great read, you should pitch your own Kickstarter Matt ;)

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clok1966
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the more i think about this..

the more i think about this.. the more cool ideas.. M&M 3 had the stone border around the screen and 2 little Imps/demons that waved arms when you where near a secret door.. subtle so if you where 'watching' you would notice, if you where running through you would not. Moving this to some type of USB device. Matts idea of sword the glows.. I like that.. but I'm thinking more multi game.. Something that is USB based. small speaker and maybe some lights? some LCD screen? that small plastic snap on covers could go over.. So space game its a Pip Boy, or tricorder, fantasy games its a magic mirror, crystal ball, etc.. the base would house the lights/screen/speaker or whatever.. and you could snap on a cheap plastic cover (if you wanted to go that far) for each game. AD&D with a DM voice (small speaker) with hints for tutorials?

I know the PC can already do as many voices as it wants.. and any lights or info on it could be on the screen , but as Matt said, something different.. I was jut taking it one step farterh.. a DO ALL that you could customize to other games.

I know we (company i work for) had a EASY BUTTON (like staples) you could hit to go to the company website.. I thought it was so silly when they did it (how hard is to to type a web address?).. but we still to this day get request for them.. people liked um.. they cost $2 each.. (company cost).. just small 2 inch button with 4 LED (colored) lights the made it flash at all times.. I would bet that stuff is cheaper today.. we did it 8 years ago.

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Pip Boy!
clok1966 wrote:

. So space game its a Pip Boy, or tricorder, fantasy games its a magic mirror, crystal ball, etc.. the base would house the lights/screen/speaker or whatever.. and you could snap on a cheap plastic cover (if you wanted to go that far) for each game. AD&D with a DM voice (small speaker) with hints for tutorials?

We're probably in fantasy land with this for now, but I could totally see a Pip-Boy--you could wear it on your wrist and control the PIP Boy in-game screens with it! How cool would that be? I guess it'd need bluetooth to avoid having a wire dangling the whole time.

I don't doubt something like this will become plausible as LCD tech keeps dropping and 3D printing becomes a feasible option.

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3D printer
Matt Barton wrote:

We're probably in fantasy land with this for now, but I could totally see a Pip-Boy--you could wear it on your wrist and control the PIP Boy in-game screens with it! How cool would that be? I guess it'd need bluetooth to avoid having a wire dangling the whole time.

I don't doubt something like this will become plausible as LCD tech keeps dropping and 3D printing becomes a feasible option.

dang you.. i been putting off the 3D printer for a couple years..with $500 ish price ranges i been really struggling to hold off.. But now I have some old Android phones laying around and the SDK is free.. bluetooth built in.. I have the ability to make a kick butt pip boy with that old droid.. heck even a slick star trek communicator those touch screen phones and the ease of messing with um.. bluetooth built in.. a Good 3D printer.. the cool useless (but fun!) crap i could make...

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Matt Barton wrote:
clok1966 wrote:

. So space game its a Pip Boy, or tricorder, fantasy games its a magic mirror, crystal ball, etc.. the base would house the lights/screen/speaker or whatever.. and you could snap on a cheap plastic cover (if you wanted to go that far) for each game. AD&D with a DM voice (small speaker) with hints for tutorials?

We're probably in fantasy land with this for now, but I could totally see a Pip-Boy--you could wear it on your wrist and control the PIP Boy in-game screens with it! How cool would that be? I guess it'd need bluetooth to avoid having a wire dangling the whole time.

I don't doubt something like this will become plausible as LCD tech keeps dropping and 3D printing becomes a feasible option.

You would just need to combine the screen of this: http://www.engadget.com/2012/08/15/razer-deathstalker-gaming-keyboard/ or this: http://www.amazon.com/Logitech-Programmable-Gaming-Keyboard-Display/dp/B... with this mold: http://www.destructoid.com/fallout-3-survival-edition-for-the-ps3-has-so... .

Actually, if you think about it, all you'd really need is something like Xbox SmartGlass and some type of dock thing for your smartphone or tablet of choice: http://www.xbox.com/en-US/smartglass . All the technology is already in place and most people already have the necessary equipment in their home. It's an alternative to the animated USB figure thing, but it would still give an ability to "enhance" the standard experience with optional stuff outside of your standard screen.

Unfortunately, I don't yet have a compatible Xbox SmartGlass device. I was supposed to start in on a "My Xbox" second edition, but that fell through, so I won't be getting a loaner Windows RT tablet after all. The Android devices I have are not SmartGlass compatible for the Android app (I'm hoping when I get my Galaxy Note II in about a week that will be compatible) and the iOS app is still in approval limbo. I have Forza Horizon all ready to go if/when I get a compatible SmartGlass device, so I can certainly report back to how well it works and how applicable it may be the concepts discussed here. Obviously the Wii U will be an ideal implementation of all that once it's released.

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I watched that whole video

I watched that whole video and still have no idea what Xbox SmartGlass is all about. An iPhone app? And now we can surf the web with our 360?

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Matt Barton wrote:

I watched that whole video and still have no idea what Xbox SmartGlass is all about. An iPhone app? And now we can surf the web with our 360?

Hmm, I thought you were keeping up on it. Yeah, there was a new OS release for the Xbox 360. They added the ability to pin items to the home screens, removed the Twitter and Facebook apps, added Internet Explorer and a few other minor entertainment apps, and activated SmartGlass, along with enhacing the Metro-like experience even more to make it fall into line with Windows 8 and Windows Phone 8 even further. SmartGlass basically allows you to do second screen stuff from Windows Phone, Windows 8, Android, and iOS. You can control the Xbox 360 from your smartphone, tablet or PC and also stream stuff back to your device from the 360. In the case of Forza Horizon, for instance, you can use your device as a GPS. Other games and/or apps have different features. It's kind of like what the Wii U will do or how the Vita interacts with the PS3, at least on some levels. Interesting stuff and points to what we'll see in the next Xbox certainly.

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Geez I totally spaced out on

Geez I totally spaced out on this whole thing.

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Matt Barton
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woohoo

Cool. Well, I'm typing this on my xbox 360, so woohoo!

I'm glad they finally quit being so lame and got us a browser. Too bad, though, they didn't do this five years ago?

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